How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion. (Reminder: Just don’t use any of these…)When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
- Business
- Privates
- Patsy
- Nether Regions
- Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
- Snatch
- Kitty
- Junk
- Yoni
- Punani
Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
- Vajayjay
- Britney
- Cooter
- Hoo-ha
- Coozie
If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
- Dew-flaps
- Quim
- Rosebud
- Sugar Basin
- Love Tunnel
- Lady Flower
- Bower of Bliss
- Oracle
- Nonny-no
- Gentleman’s Pleasure Garden
When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:
- Pink Taco
- Clam
- Beef Curtains
- Hair Pie
- Jam Cookie
If You’re Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:
- Arbor
- Attic
- Cunnikin
- Fanny
- Nature’s Tufted Treasure
You Want To Make Someone Laugh:
- Vertical Smile
- Penis Garage
- Badger
- Mossy Cottage
- Jack Nastyface
