This Couple’s Sex Life Is WAY Hotter Than Yours

I was scrolling through some questions on Dan Savage’s Savage Love advice column and came across this one:

“You probably get this question every day. I’m a man who loves it when my girlfriend f**ks me with a strap-on. Another great thing: My girlfriend ejaculates frequently and plentifully when we have sex, and she has done so when she’s pegging me. Which leads to my question: What are the possible issues from getting female ejaculate in your ass? I am thinking about modifying a toy in a way that might enable her to squirt up my ass. It probably won’t work, but I am going to try. Because if it does work…”

Dan Savage’s response started with OMFG. In true Savage Love form, he answered the question with useful information and humor. How kind of him. But seriously, OMFG! “You probably get this question every day …” the guy starts. No, this does not seem like the kind of question Dan gets every day. As I read on, I thought, Is this a serious dilemma or a thinly veiled excuse to brag about how wild and kinky his sex life is (compared to all of us other prudes who aren’t squirting and pegging with reckless abandon, so much so that we need to invent a special toy for the act like the sexual mad scientists we are)? The latter, I believe. For the record, I’m absolutely seething with jealousy. [The A.V. Club]

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