Morning Quickies: John Mayer Wants Jennifer Aniston Back & Will Denise Richards Roast Charlie Sheen?

  • John Mayer may be trying to win Jennifer Aniston back because he can’t stand the sight of her happy with Justin Theroux, or something. This is what The National Enquirer says, so it must be true. [Celebitchy]
  • Add Taylor Swift to the list of celebs launching a fragrance: her perfume Wonderstuck has notes of everything from “freesia, green tea, apple blossom, raspberry and dewberry” to “peach and vanilla.” [The Gloss]
  • Kris Jenner is getting a facelift for her daughter Kim Kardashian’s wedding, as you do. [Celebuzz]

  • Producers are “dying” to get Denise Richards to roast Charlie Sheen in his Comedy Central roast. Lord, what stories that woman might be able to tell. [US Weekly]
  • Check out the Gos making moose horns to paparazzi. Oh, to be the Rocky to his Bullwinkle! [Just Jared]
  • Pink Floyd guitarist Dave Gilmour’s son Charlie Gilmour was sentenced to 16 months in jail today for dropping acid and attacking a Jaguar carrying Prince Charles and his wife Camilla during student protests last year. While I do not condone drug use or attacking royalty, in about 40 years that is going to be a great story to tell his grandkids. [Gawker]
  • Remember that 16-year-old girl who married a 51-year-old dude? Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchinson visited “GMA” today to discuss their “controversial” marriage. [Gossip Cop]

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