Evening Quickies: Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony To Divorce

  • Whoa. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are divorcing. Didn’t see that one coming! “We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters,” the couple said in a statement. “It is a painful time for all involved,” the statement continues, “and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.” Aw, sorry J.Lo. I’m sure she’ll take it in her stride.[People]
  • But! J.Lo, you know better than to shove Mary-Louise Parker out of the way at the BAFTAs to meet Prince William and Kate. Come on now. [Dlisted]
  • Mila Kunis has finally confirmed she will attend the Marine Corps Ball with the guy who asked her out over YouTube. “Do not believe what Billy Bush says. Please, I beg of you,” she said. “Never did I say that I was not going; he made it up and people believed it, unfortunately.” She got the day off of work and will be flying in for the night! [Gossip Cop]

  • The documentary about Sarah Palin opens in a smattering of Midwestern and Southern cities this weekend, but critics say “The Undefeated” kind of sucks. Best to stick with “Harry Potter,” which is what you were going to see anyway, wasn’t it? [The Week]
  • Here’s your “Breaking Bad” bingo board for the premiere on Sunday. [BuzzFeed]
  • If you teach your small child to walk like Hitler, maaaybe don’t brag about it on Facebook. [The Hairpin]
  • Meet Jessie Knight, the UK’s first female tattoo artist! [The Mary Sue]
  • Ed Westwick even looks hot eating an apple. Sigh. [Celebuzz]