Evening Quickies: Us Weekly Claims Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Married

  • Three sources tell Us Weekly that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will marry in the new few months. They have been together six years and repeatedly say in interviews their six children want a wedding! Amelia thinks a Jolie/Pitt wedding rumor could be true because she says “Us Weekly usually isn’t wrong about stuff.” I am more skeptical, however. I genuinely believe this couple doesn’t give a crap about making it legal. What do y’all think? [Us Weekly]
  • Rilo Kiley split up! Blake Sennett told the blog Spinner he got tired of “deception, disloyalty [and] greed” in the band. Harsh! [Popdust]
  • Levi Johnston’s sister will finally pose nude for Playboy, proving that both good looks and bad judgment are genetic. Mercede Johnston will show us her Wasilla in a four-page pictorial for the September issue, which will also feature an article about the Palins. [NY Post]
  • “Don’t pretend it’s a date” and other rules of booty call etiquette. [How About We ]

  • Is Mila Kunis trying to back out of her Marine Corps Ball date because of “work commitments”? Quelle scandale! For the record, Amelia is still waiting for Mila’s response to her “Trekkie Trivia Throwdown” invitation. “A non-response will be seen as her forfeiting,” Amelia says. [Celebitchy]
  • Why is Rihanna covering “Sweet Home Alabama”? I guess this is more acceptable than Miley Cyrus’s cover of “Landslide.” [PopDust]
  • Paris Hilton set up a beachside cabana filled with mattresses and pillows, but forgot about that whole “and then the tide comes in” part. [Celeb Slam]
  • Nail art time! How to give yourself newspaper nails. [Inside Out Topshop]
  • Star claims Kate Middleton weighs only 95 lbs and is also pregnant. I’m guessing neither of these things are true because, I mean, really. [PopBytes]
  • And while we’re on the subject of Kate Middleton: six petty controversies about her and Prince William’s trip to North America. [The Week]
  • Should you be upfront about your kink in your online dating profile? Or is that just asking for Skeezy ‘Stache McCreeperson to message you? [How About We]
  • Snappy things to yell back at construction workers. [The Hairpin]

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