Morning Quickies: Jewel Has A Son & “Jersey Shore”‘s Ronnie Avoids Jail Time

  • The folksinger Jewel gave birth to her and Ty Murray’s first child, a son named Kase, last night in Texas. Congratulations, Jewel! Don’t yodel while singing lullabyes! [People]
  • The actress Bai Ling revealed she’s a sexual abuse survivor on “Celebrity Rehab.” Ling served in the Chinese army as a 14-year-old and said she was abused by her superiors. She said she hoped that opening up about her trauma will inspire other Chinese women who were abused to come forward. [ONTD]
  • Justin Bieber urged fans not to text and drive in a new PSA. Wait, Beliebers are old enough to drive? [ONTD]

  • Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” will avoid jail time for that time in 2009 he punched a guy in the head on the Seaside Heights boardwalk. Somehow, Ronnie is getting off with community service. Ugh. Don’t even get me started on this. [Gossip Cop]
  • Third time’s a charm: the intruder who hit up Halle Berry’s property twice over the weekend was finally caught last night after he jumped the back wall of her home. [Bossip]
  • On Sunday night, Dina Lohan was overheard talking about her plans to go on “Dancing With The Stars.” Damn, I guess this really will happen. How did “DWTS” become the repository for all of pop culture’s flotsem and jetsem? [ONTD]