Oh Joe Jonas, you’re all growed up, and fixing your burning gaze off in the distance, at some attractive lass or other … just like Enrique Iglesias? Do pop stars go to school to perfect this look? They must.
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.