Me: Did you want some help carrying your packages?
Model: No, I’m fine.
Me: Really, it’s no trouble at all.Model: They’re not packages and I really don’t need any help.
Me: Are you sure? I’m pretty sure I see a FedEx label on one of them.
Model: Yes, I’m sure.
Me: And is that a bowling ball in the middle, there?
Model: No.
Me: Basically it looks like you got your Christmas shopping done early and then put all of it on your head. Do you always carry your things like this?
Model: They’re not “things,” they’re part of this outfit.
Me: Well, do you want help carrying your outfit?
Model: Maybe a little.
