Quickies: Plastic Surgeon On Call For Royal Visit To L.A. & Rosario Dawson’s Giant Vagina Plans

  • Prince William has a plastic surgeon on call when he plays a polo match in L.A. this weekend, in case he injures that princely face and needs immediate medical attention. Hmm. Let’s get real for a second. Does this doc do hair implants? [L.A. Times]
  • The very best of TV vigilante Nancy Grace’s bats**t crazy Casey Anthony coverage. [Jezebel]
  • James Spader is officially replacing Steve Carell on “The Office.” Please tell me Dunder-Mifflin will take a “Secretary” turn? [Bite.ca]
  • I miiiiight be obsessed with the newly leaked Kelly Clarkson song, “Let Me Down.” [Popdust]
  • The plots of vintage lesbian erotica are just what you’d expect them to be: awesome. [The Gloss]

  • Rosario Dawson wants to set up a giant misting vagina at the Burning Man festival. Misting? Okay then. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Amelia, who has become a full-on “Game of Thrones” freak, is obsessed with this rendition of the show’s theme song on violin. [Buzzfeed]
  • Creepy photographer Terry Richardson attended Kate Moss and Jamie Hince’s wedding this weekend and snapped candids of Paul McCartney, Marc Jacobs, Jude Law and Kelly Osbourne. [Celebuzz]
  • Charlie Sheen’s new show will supposedly be an adaptation of the Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson movie, “Anger Management.” [BuzzFeed]
  • Gleeks are in an uproar over Chord Overstreet and his hair getting canned from “Glee.” Here’s how you can help their plight. [Crushable]
  • Felicity — sorry, Keri Russell — is preggo with her second kid. [PopEater]
  • Hanson announced their fall tour dates. Stop laughing at me, Amelia. [ONTD]
  • There’s a blog of weird things that people say in bookstores, as well there should be. [The Hairpin]
  • And last, but certainly not least, shirtless Rafael Nadal! [PopSugar]

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