Quickies: Justin Timberlake Hired By MySpace & Kate And Wills Are On Our Side Of The Pond!

Jessica Wakeman | June 30, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Justin Timberlake has been hired by MySpace as … a publicity stunt, it would seem? [Celebitchy]
  • A friend of Jonathan Rhys Meyers denies he tried to commit suicide this week by overdosing on pills. Instead, the pal says the alcoholic actor simply relapsed. [PopEater]
  • Oh my. I never thought I would write the words “Gwyneth Paltrow,” “topless” and “fishnets” in the same sentence. [Celebitchy]
  • Vinny was photographed leaving the “Jersey Shore” house with a packed bag. He reportedly left to spend the night at a hotel. I’m guessing drama with either The Situation or Snooki is to blame for this. [Celebuzz]

  • Kate Middleton and Prince William have landed in Canada. I’m crazy about Kate’s outfit as she’s getting off the plane. [Celebuzz]
  • Oh, and check out Crushable’s Kate Middleton Goes To L.A. paper doll. The couple is headed to Lala-land after the Canucks have their way with them. [Crushable]
  • Hammeo (n) — When you are watching a movie or TV show and all of a sudden Jon Hamm appears onscreen in a bit part, and you didn’t expect it, and it’s awesome. Pant pant pant. [Jezebel]
  • Babies, cupcakes, and grandmas: things that make guys hotter instantly. [TresSugar]
  • Victoria Beckham has no desire to pose nude while preggo, unlike other celebs. [ONTD]
  • Why did a golden retriever take the witness stand? [The Week]
  • Eva Mendes and Jason Sudeikis might be schtupping. [Just Jared]
  • Kate Middleton and Jane Austen are distantly related. [PopEater]
  • Take a peek inside Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s new pad, which was featured on season one of “The Bachelor.” It’s got seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a grotto-style pool and a home cinema. What about rose bushes? [Us Weekly]
  • The Biebs reportedly bought Selena Gomez a “$30K Chanel watch” as a get-well present after she was recently hospitalized, which his rep denies. [Gossip Cop]
  • This is the best invitation to a Harry Potter-themed birthday party ever. [The Mary Sue]
  • Also, Muggle Quidditch might become an official high school sport. [The Mary Sue]