- Prince Harry settles once and for all that he is not, repeat, not, boning Pippa Middleton. Or Chelsy Davy. In fact, he’s “100 percent single.” [Celebitchy]
- Wannabe presidential candidate Michele Bachmann needs to get her serial killers and her film stars straight. [BuzzFeed]
- Charlie Sheen’s remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, has moved out of Sober Valley Lodge and had to return the Mercedes he bought her. Life can be so rough. [ONTD]
- “Toddlers & Tiaras” bingo is so wrong, but so right. [Crushable]
- Gabourey Sidibe opens up about her ideal man. Sigh. I don’t suppose she’d be into me, would she? [Essence]
- Important question: did Shakespeare smoke pot? [The Week]
- The world’s ugliest dog has been crowned. [So has the world's cutest dog -- Lucca! (Crowned by me.) -- Editor] [The Gloss]
- What to do when you hate going down on a dude. [Em & Lo]
- Rumor has it Alex and Cindy might not be returning to “The Real Housewives of New York.” [ONTD]
- The Black Eyed Peas are developing a “Dance Dance Revolution”-style video game. [PopDust]
- Kim Kardashian may have once been secretly engaged to Reggie Bush. I highly doubt it. I don’t believe for a second she could keep anything a secret. [Gossip Cop]
- Tia and Tamara Mowry, the twins from “Sister, Sister,” are getting their own reality show. [Clutch Magazine]
- Serbs are calling for a boycott of Chelsea Handler after she dissed their country on a recent episode of “Chelsea Lately.” [Celebitchy]
- “The Simpson” porn parody brings to mind the word “jaundice.” [Splitsider]
- Breaking news: Jennifer Aniston says she is “extremely happy” with her new beau Justin Theroux. [ONTD]
- Oprah received an honorary degree from a college in South Africa. [Essence]
- “Doctor Who” star Karen Gillan was found naked by guests in a New York City’s famed Ace Hotel, apparently after a night of crazy partying. Hotel staff wrapped her in a sheet and brought her back to her room. [Daily Mail UK]
- Crystal Harris may have tried to hock her engagement ring from ex-fiance Hugh Hefner. [Radar Online]
- “Game Of Thrones,” Muppet-style! [ONTD]
- The true confessions of someone with middlebrow taste. [GQ]
- How to handle a perpetually drunk roommate. [Crushable]
- Mila Kunis says that Justin Timberlake is one of her closest friends. With benefits? [Celebuzz]
