In my dreams, Danny Devito and RuPaul spend all of their free time together, shining each other’s bald heads, and eating Jewish deli at Kantor’s in Hollywood. Occasionally, Devito and wife Rhea Perlman invite RuPaul over for Must-See TV and Sloppy Joes. And sometimes, the three of them like to take a drive up the coast in Devito’s ’67 convertible. RuPaul’s long legs necessitate that he sits in the back, but he does get to pick the music–disco mostly. Please let this be true.
