- James Blunt tweeted a picture of himself in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz with the message, “Err … this is my hotel in Poland.” What an ass. [Buzzfeed]
- Adele has been ordered to stop singing and avoid talking for a whole month. Noooo! [PopEater]
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are trying to sell their baby pictures because what they really need is more money. [ONTD]
- Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial for some random website in her living room while under house arrest. The girl’s got to pay the bills somehow. [Celebitchy]
- Memoirs of an ex-Playboy Bunny. [Good Men Project]
- A few select quotes from Bristol Palin’s memoir (where this gem about losing her virginity while drunk on wine coolers came from!), including her catty thoughts on Meghan McCain. Sigh. I am so sick of all these people. [Jezebel, Gawker]
- Uh oh. Chris Brown is tweeting pics at Rihanna. No, no, no, no, no. [Bossip]
- Oh, lawd. Nich Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s wedding will be televised on TLC as “Nick & Vanessa’s Dream Wedding.” Who actually cares about these two? [PopDust]
- Beyoncé singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” is so, so wrong. [NYmag.com Vulture]
- Cameron Diaz explains she was only feeding A-Rod popcorn at the Super Bowl last year because she’s a germophobe who doesn’t want other people touching her food. [Tres Sugar]
- Westboro Baptist Church (these evil people) will protest “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn’s funeral. [BuzzFeed]
- The Amish, statutory rape, and sexting: this story has all the good makings of a Maury episode. [Gawker]
- Do not judge me for how much I enjoy this new Maroon 5 single with Christina Aguilera, “Moves Like Jagger.” (What? It’s catchy!) [Pop Culture Brain]
- Three seasons of “True Blood” explained in five minutes. [YouTube.com/TrueBlood]
- Meet Ashlee Simpson’s new dude, Mike Piazza from “Boardwalk Empire.” [Celebuzz]
- Some woman hid a stolen police car license plate in her pants. No, she is not Snooki. [New York Post]
- There really might be a “Wet Hot American Summer” sequel! [NYmag.com Vulture]
- Happy 29th birthday, Prince William! I hope Kate Middleton gives you a nice birthday BJ. [People]
- Hugh Hefner is letting Crystal Harris keep her three-carat engagement ring. [PopEater]
- There’s a dude who gets a lot of emails directed to Taylor Swift and he’s not happy about it. Of course, he has a Tumblr. [PopDust]
- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Watts are dunzo. Not surprising, as they spent the first episode of her new reality show shrieking at each other. [Celebitchy]
- Paint splatter tattoos = way better than your Pisces tramp stamp. [The Hairpin]
- On the importance of lady vacations. [Feministing]
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