- Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
- Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
- John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
- Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]
- Five titillating results from the national sex survey. [The Week]
- Jesse James and Kat Von D aren’t splitting up. They’re actually planning a summer wedding, h8ers. [People]
- Never before have I seen such convincing evidence that those Blake Lively nose job rumors might be true. [Celebuzz]
- The Academy announces that it will no longer nominate 10 movies for Best Picture. It will pick 5 to 10 movies for the race. As in, they’ll do as they damn well please. [EW]
- Megan Fox wants to be Batgirl and/or have a Batgirl franchise. Weigh in, nerds. [Celebitchy]
- Ever wonder what a pop star’s parents look like? Here are Lady Gaga and Katy Perry’s pops, for all those who care. [PopDust]
- I’m embarrassed at how catchy I think Selena Gomez’s “I Love You Like A Love Song” is. Although it’s kind of weird to hear her singing about a centerfold. [Idolator]
- Karissa Shannon has moved back into the Playboy Mansion to comfort a lovelorn Hugh Hefner. Karissa and her twin sister moved out back when Hugh and Crystal Harris got engaged. [The Superficial]
- Kara DioGuardi from “American Idol” and “Platinum Hit” is headed to Broadway! She’ll play Roxie Hart in “Chicago” in September and October. [Playbill]
- Gwyneth Paltrow will probably be in the “Glee” 3D movie, if her appearance onstage when the gang sang “Forget You” during a New Jersey concert is any indication. [Celebitchy]
- Lance Bass is creating a boy band reality contest show. I cannot wait to see who the judges are, but TAYLOR HANSON PLEASE. [NYmag.com Vulture]
- Mr. Darcy may have LOL-ed. (Maybe.) [The Hairpin]
- “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” — the 25th anniversary quiz! [Mental Floss]
- The 10 least eventful music videos in history. [PopDust]
- Make sure to watch “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” this Sunday. The amazing Patti Smith is making her acting debut. [Spinner]
- How to drink like your favorite authors. [Flavorwire]
- Watch the trailer for the buddy comedy version of “Game Of Thrones.” Amelia laughed so hard she snorted. Dork. [NYmag.com Vulture]
- “Pulp Fiction” edited down to just the cuss words. [Boing Boing]
