Please Date Me: Guy Who Owns This Sanomagic Wooden Bike

Dear Guy, I like you. It’s not only that you eschew polluting, noisy cars for streamlined, eco-friendly bike-mobiles, it’s also that you’ve chosen Sueshiro Sano’s Sanomagic Wooden Bike, a bike so retro-perfect, such an adorable fuse of form and function, that you clearly know how to live. Throw on your perfectly tailored Thom Browne suit — don’t get your pant leg dirty! — and meet me at the French patisserie on the corner. Let’s date already. What’s that? You have a boyfriend? Cripes. Never. Mind. [Definitive Touch]