Quickies: John Edwards Grins Like A Goober In His Mug Shot & Lily Allen Is Preggo

  • The John Edwards mug shot is here! The naughty ex-senator was booked on June 6 over charges he used campaign funds to keep his mistress, Rielle Hunter, under wraps. This all happened after a grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts, including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. Johnny swears he’s not guilty. I am not sure I believe him. [CNN via Gawker]
  • Joss Stone was almost kidnapped, y’all. Scary stuff. [The Superficial]
  • Jennifer Lopez wants a raise on her $12 million one-year contract before she’ll agree to return to “American Idol.” I totally feel her on that one. I have been trying to negotiate a similar raise with Amelia. [Celebitchy]
  • And the designer of Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” wedding dress is … [Celebuzz]

  • Lily Allen got hitched to her fiancé Sam Cooper this weekend and revealed to wedding guests that she’s 12 weeks pregnant. Her previous two pregnancies have ended in miscarriages, so we’re praying for Lily this time around. Mazel tov times two! [Daily Mail UK ]
  • Expectant fathers are having booze-soaked “dadchelor” parties, apparently. [The Week]
  • Rush Limbaugh is debuting his own line of sweet tea called Two If By Tea. Um, what? [Bossip]
  • Penn Badgely reportedly beat out James Franco and Robert Pattinson for the lead role in a Jeff Buckley biopic, a source tells HollywoodLife.com. If this is true I am going to have a very hard time imagining the kid from “Gossip Girl” as Jeff. Sigh. [ONTD]
  • “The Office”‘s Jenna Fischer once worked at a psychic hotline … but sorry, folks, she’s not actually psychic. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Yoplait is pulling an ad that people said promoted eating disorders. What do you think? [Huffington Post]
  • Wearing high heels is now linked to arthritis. Lame. [Yahoo Shine]
  • Let’s recap the average woman’s 10-stage journey through jealousy. [The Hairpin]
  • This baby really wants more beer. [Mommyish]
  • Kelly Rowland on what makes her feel beautiful. [Essence]
  • Oh, Prince William, look at your silly hat! [Celebuzz]
  • Behold, Vanessa Hudgens ironing clothes in her underwear. (It’s a Candie’s ad.) [The Superficial]
  • In Touch claims four-year-old Suri Cruise has a $100K tree house with electricity, running water and shag carpeting. That sounds better than most people’s first apartments. [ONTD]

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