10 Baby Gifts We’d Like To Get For Natalie Portman’s Son

Mazel tov to Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied. The “Black Swan” duo are now the proud parents of a baby boy and together have made the world a degree more gorgeous. [People]

So now comes the hard part—what baby gift should we send them?!?! Some ideas after the jump.

  1. A set of Baby Einstein tapes, so the lil’ one will be as smart as his mama.
  2. Baby-sized vegan shoes.
  3. Free therapy sessions, for when he inevitably watches “Black Swan” and is thoroughly disturbed.
  4. Queen Amidala action figures, so he baby can understand just how awesome its mom is.
  5. A ballerina jewelry box, just like the one Natalie’s character had in “Black Swan.”
  6. A pink baby wig, just like the one mommy wore in the infamous strip club scene in “Closer.”
  7. Baby dance lessons. Duh.
  8. A mime costume, since papa is French.
  9. A video camera. Natalie directed a short in the 2008 Venice Film Festival and Benjamin just co-directed the film “Time Doesn’t Stand Still.” Their home videos should be very artistic.
  10. Lots of Shins albums for him to listen to in the nursery. Since the band changed mama’s life in “Garden State.”