Quickies: Obama Says Weiner Should Resign & Gwyneth Paltrow Will Tell You If You’re Fat

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 14, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Obama says if he were Weiner, he’d step down. Props to The New York Post headline writers for this gem. [Slate]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s former mistress, Mildred Baena, and his love child are featured in an interview and photo spread in Hello! [Dlisted]
  • Hugh Hefner announced via his Twitter that his wedding to fiancee Crystal Harris is off because she “had a change of heart.” You mean she came to her senses? [Twitter]

  • If Gwyneth Paltrow loves you, she’s not afraid to tell you you’re fat. [The Hairpin]
  • Betty White’s top 10 tips for living a happy life. [Buzzfeed]
  • Here are 15 hilarious reasons why Urban Outfitters sucks. [Buzzfeed]
  • Justin Timberlake told Playboy he likes to smoke weed because it makes him stop thinking. [Playboy]
  • Which he might have told Vanity Fair had he not been bumped from their cover in favor of William and Kate. [NY Post]
  • A doctor and an opera singer get into a brawl at Trader Joe’s over pad thai. [NY Post]
  • Besides maybe giving you mommyrexia — I joke! — having a kid costs a depressing amount of money. [The Week]
  • Not that we condone doing drugs, but here’s a funny guide to doing cocaine more efficiently! [The Gloss]
  • Kelly Cutrone has a new TV show in the works for MTV called “Normal Gets You Nowhere.” We’ll be watching. [Tres Sugar]