Quickies: Angelina Jolie Goes Sans Fards For Louis Vuitton & Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Boobs Again

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Angelina Jolie’s first print ad for Louis Vuitton features the actress with no makeup (sans fards!!!) and wearing her own clothes. Because Louis Vuitton is so relatable. [Dlisted]
  • Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen’s ex and mother of his two young daughters, is apparently writing a tell-all about their marriage and divorce. I suppose I would be willing to put down my copy of War & Peace in order to make time to read it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Some fans of HBO’s nerdy incest- and violence-filled “Game of Thrones” are threatening to stop watching the show after last night’s shocking episode. Meanwhile, I am threatening to stop watching the show if the blonde sister and brother don’t have a celebratory screw during next week’s finale. Spoiler alert at the link, FYI. [EW]

  • Taylor Momsen, 17, flashed her bare, duct-taped covered tits at a concert this weekend. This is not particularly shocking given that we’re talking about Taylor Momsen, but honestly, doesn’t removing the duct-tape hurt? [Egotastic]
  • Katy Perry needs ornate French lamps, Huggies baby wipes, and the windows rolled halfway down when she’s on tour. Check out her rider, illustrated, at the link. [BuzzFeed]
  • Speaking of Katy Perry, check out her new video for “Last Friday Night,” in which the singer sports braces, headgear, and “Where’s Waldo?” glasses. [The Hairpin]
  • Representative Gabrielle Giffords released the first photo of herself since she was shot in Arizona in January. [NY Times]
  • Bret Lockett explains that when he said he had a “physical relationship” with Kim Kardashian while she was dating fiance Kris Humphries, he meant that they never met in person and texted. [NY Daily News]
  • Conan O’Brien gave the commencement address at Dartmouth College on Sunday, which he said he prepped for with the same focus as a college student working on a term paper. That means he “drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of Call of Duty” and then quoted Wikipedia. [Just Jared]
  • Frances McDormand attended last night’s Tony Awards — she took home the award for Best Actress in a Play — wearing a maxi dress with a denim jacket, aka the exact outfit I wear every single day during the spring. Not sure if I should now feel dressed up or if Frances should feel dressed down. [Dlisted]
  • New couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively had a date night in NYC this weekend. Leo is seriously the David Wooderson of Hollywood bachelors. (Wooderson is Matthew McConaughey’s character in “Dazed and Confused,” BTW.) He keeps getting older and his girlfriends stay the same age. Alright, alright, alright… [ONTD]
  • Anthony Weiner has joined the ranks of these other famous celebrity sex addicts! [The Fix]
  • Here are three secret weapons for fighting your lady-mustache, if you so choose. [xoJane]
  • Bill Gates said that Mark Zuckerberg is engaged, but apparently Mark isn’t engaged. Ugh, tech founders can be SUCH gossips. [The Huffington Post]
  • Hellz yes. VH1’s iconic “Pop-Up Video” is coming back! [EW]