Quickies: Suri Cruise Has Better Shoes Than You Do & Kanye West’s Decapitated “Monster” Model Speaks

  • In addition to these cutie-patootie galoshes, Star magazine claims Suri Cruise, age four, has a pair of mini Louboutin heels and several pairs of Marc Jacobs shoes. Let that sink in for a sec. [DListed]
  • Sean Penn allegedly told Scarlett Johansson she better go back to college, take a political science course, and better educate herself if she’s going to speak out about politics. That’s so douchey! I’ve never heard ScarJo say anything dumb about politics. She reportedly got dumped by him, but I’d be willing to bet it was the other way around. [Celebitchy]
  • Kanye West may have defiled the maidenhood of an Olsen twin. Rumor has it he was seen canoodling Mary-Kate Olsen, who is the “bad” one. This would be the weirdest couple ever. [Stuff NZ]
  • “The Undefeated,” a pro-Sarah Palin documentary, is getting a nationwide release. But first it has some salty language in it that needs to be cleaned up first. What would a hockey mom say? [NYMag.com]

  • Model Taylor Warren, who played the decapitated woman in Kanye West’s creepy-ass “Monster” video, talks about her experience shooting the video and whether it sexualizes violence against women. She called the whole thing “surreal and amazing,” which is, um, not how I felt about it. [StyleCaster]
  • Good news! The Pill isn’t making us fat, maybe. [The Gloss]
  • The 10 best things Dylan McKay has ever said. [Hello Giggles]
  • The First Lady will also be on an episode of the kids’ show “iCarly” for an episode about military families. [Jezebel]
  • Edie Falco doesn’t know why anyone gives an eff about Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]
  • Prince Harry says he won’t be getting married “for a long time” … which gives me more time to work on him. [Celebitchy]
  • How to have wallpaper when you’re poor. [The Gloss]
  • This woman is married to a man who shoots porn runs a “skin site.” [xoJane]
  • So, what do we think of Peter Pan collars? [Lucky]
  • The 10 weirdest faces The Situation makes in his workout video. [Crushable]
  • Kate Middleton’s phone and bank account may have been hacked by some “journalist” who works for Rupert Murdoch. [US Weekly]
  • An ice cream parlor in Colombia, Missouri, is in trubs with the health department for selling “cicada-flavored ice cream.” Blech. [The Week]
  • How to wear lip color by the pool, if that’s your thing. [xoJane]
  • Jessica Simpson’s stage parent papa, Joe Simpson, is allegedly not happy that her fiancé, Eric Johnson, “doesn’t really have a job.” Ugh, why does anyone care what Papa Joe thinks about anything? [Celebitchy]
  • CNN checked in with Kevin Rogers, the man who exposed Tracy Morgan’s homophobic rant during a comedy act in Nashville last week on Facebook. [Towel Road]

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