There were a lot of people at the MTV Movie Awards that I didn’t know, mostly because I am a 100 years old, and I’ve never seen any of the “Harry Potter” movies and I only sat through half of one of the “Twilight” movies under the pretense of making out with a dude. (Pro tip: “Twilight” is much better if you imagine that Kristen Stewart’s character is actually a giant rotisserie chicken. Anyway.) So many Ashleys! It seems last night’s movies party/extended Spielberg advertisement offered quite the strange array of Fashion Bug animal prints and Harajuku street style-lite garments, and oh yes, even Lil’ Mama showed up, so you know it’s really a party. After the jump, we dissect Team Potter, Team Twilight and everything in between.
MTV Movie Awards: Fashion Face-Offs
|Does Liking Lesbian Porn Make Me a Lesbian? Ask A Slut! – College Candy|
|Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Norman Reedus In Too-Good-To-Be-True Casting Rumors – The Mary Sue|
|12 Elegant Brides Who Showed Off Tattoos on the Big Day – The Stir|
|Jenna Jameson Goes Back To Porn For Her Kids – The Blemish|
|8 Secrets Real Women Hide From Their Men – Your Tango|
|10 White Elephant Gifts For a Naughty XXX-Mas – TresSugar|