An Imagined Conversation Between Chris Brown And His Tattoo Artist

Chris Brown: I am thinking about getting a new tat, something really special.

Tattoo Artist: What did you have in mind, Chris Brown?

Chris Brown: Something that shows the polarity of human nature.

Tattoo Artist: I feel ya. Like a representation of the good and the bad in all of us. Chris Brown: Exactly. On the outside, the world sees me smile, but inside, I am raw, all blood and bones. Nobody knows what I’m really feeling.

Tattoo Artist: What’s inside of us sometimes can be scary.

Chris Brown: Thanks, man. You feel me.

Tattoo Artist: I know, let’s make a smiley face with a skeleton face peeking out underneath.

Chris Brown: That sounds tight.

Tattoo Artist: Where should we put it?

Chris Brown: On the middle of my back so I don’t have to look at it.

Tattoo Artist: Good idea, cuz it’s gonna be fugly.


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