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Are You Smart Enough To Tutor Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin’s Kids?

I’d like to think I’m an intelligent person. Intellectual, even. But it turns out I am drastically under-qualified to tutor Apple and Moses Martin, the seven- and five-year-old children of Coldplay’s Chris Martin and his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. The couple is currently interviewing candidates from Tutors-International.com to be based at their main residence in London and travel around the world with their family. The tutor must be fluent in ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, able to play two instruments and athletic. (If you’re wondering about the ancient Greek and Latin, it turns out that was Chris Martin’s specialties in college.) Ideally, they should hold a degree from Oxbridge, too. But this genius will be well-compensated for the schmancy resume: a $100,000 salary for two to four hours of tutoring per day. Plus this lucky duck gets free travel expenses paid when the family jets around the world and a free apartment in London. And hey, when you’re in NYC, don’t forget Gwynnie grows the hallucinogen salvia in her garden.

I am nowhere near close to being qualified to tutor these children. Perhaps I’d have better luck with the Jolie-Pitt kids? They seem more like the “creative play” types.

[The Sun UK]

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