- Donald Trump told reporters he’d “love” for Sarah Palin to run for president. Why am I not surprised these two are chummy with each other? [TMZ]
- Kim Kardashian is taking her fiancé Kris Humphries’ last name. It’s her choice, obviously, but IMHO “Kim Humphries” does not have the same ring to it. [TMZ]
- Ladyblog Jezebel attempts to explain why Courtney Love hates them. This post is amazing, but let’s be real. Who gives a flying f**k what Courtney Love says about anything? [Jezebel]
- Relax, everybody. Snooki’s neck brace after her fender bender was just a joke. The Wookie shoes, however, were dead serious. [People]
- Amazeballs: the top 10 reviews of the abortionplex on Yelp. [BuzzFeed]
- Paris Hilton’s mama, Kathy Hilton, cried about her daughter’s sex tape on “Piers Morgan” last night. Crying all the way to the bank, ha ha! Just kidding. I don’t know why anyone would want to discuss their sex tape with their mother on national television, but you know what they say: the rich are different from you and I. [PopEater]
- Today’s the anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death. She would have been 85. [The Hairpin]
- Our friends at Crushable think those naked pics actually are Blake Lively and think she should just own up to it. [Crushable]
- Five things to know about Chris O’Dowd, the hottie from “Bridesmaids.” All I need to know is whether he’s single. And, well, straight. [ONTD]
- Supermodel Molly Sims is engaged to movie producer Scott Stuber. Mazel tov! [PopEater]
- Is Justin Timberlake boning Ashley Olsen? Stranger hookups have happened. [US Weekly]
- Also, Hayden Panettiere might be boning Mark Sanchez, which makes me extremely jealous of her. [TMZ]
- Jessica Simpson is collaborating on a tween clothing line with her little sister, Ashlee, whose coming on board to bring a “savvy rocker edge.” [Styleite]
- Swoon. Bradley Cooper speaks fluent French! [Celebuzz]
- Gwyneth Paltrow joined Twitter, y’all. [Twitter]
- Kim Zolciak pooped out her third baby on Monday: a little boy named Kroy, after her fiance. [PopEater]
- What’s it like being married to Zooey Deschanel? Ben Gibbard explains. [Spinner]
- The Olsen twins gift each other diamonds and Hermes bags. I think the last presents I got my sisters came from Target. [Styleite]
- Ryan Phillipe and Amanda Seyfried are dunzo, again. [US Weekly]
- “The Hangover 3″ is already in the works. [Huffington Post]
- Amber Rose, what have you got on your head? [Celebuzz]
- Patrick Schwarzenegger is extremely hot but, alas, not yet legal. [Crushable]
