Quickies: Mildred Baena Wore Maria Shriver’s Jewelry & Clothes, Plus See “The Muppets” Trailer!

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger hid out at his Sun Valley, Idaho, home after the news broke that he’d fathered a child outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver. Gee, when life gets rough, that must be nice to be able to do. [x17online.com]
  • And in other super-classy news: TMZ claims his lover, housekeeper Mildred Baena, was “obsessed” with Maria Shriver and allegedly used to wear her clothes and jewelry. Now that’s just creepy. [TMZ]
  • “Jersey Shore”‘s Ronnie and Sammi are back together. How many seasons can we watch these two fight? [New York Daily News]

  • It’s “The Muppets” teaser trailer! [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s a first look at “The Hunger Games” set in North Carolina, nerds! [ONTD]
  • Zach Galifianakis = not a fan of January Jones. This is harsh, but funny! [Shortlist]
  • Charlie Sheen has been offered $3 million to endorse a sugar daddy web site for the next three years. [TMZ]
  • Behold, a ring you can eat. [The Hairpin]
  • I would not like the spiky things on this outfit anywhere near my vagina. Respect, Beyoncé, respect. [The Superficial]
  • Showtime canceled “The United States of Tara” (sorry, Diablo Cody!) but renewed “Nurse Jackie.” [Pop Culture Brain]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow might not be recording an album after all. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Tennis player Anna Kournikova is joining “The Biggest Loser” as a new trainer. [x17online.com]
  • Mattel is going to do a Princess Grace Kelly Barbie doll in June 2011. More importantly, where can I get an adult-sized version of that dress? [ONTD]
  • “Sherlock”‘s Benedict Cumberpatch Cumberbatch has been cast in “The Hobbit” and also the Best Name Ever Club. [The Mary Sue]
  • Alternative posters for “The Royal Tenenbaums” — I love them all. [Short List]
  • Quiz: is this a plastic kids toy, a sex toy, or a contraceptive? [Crushable]
  • “Glee”‘s Darren Criss is … straight? Had me fooled. [ONTD]
  • Adorable: Kate Middleton played Prince Charming in her middle school’s adaptation of “Cinderella.” [PopEater]

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