Quickies: “Botox Mom” Says She Was Lying & Rashida Jones In Lingerie For “GQ”

Jessica Wakeman | May 19, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Kerry Campbell, the mother who said she gave her her eight-year-old daughter Botox so she could compete in beauty pageants, now claims she made everything up. In fact, she says her name isn’t even Kerry Campbell! A woman named Sheena Upton claims she is an actress who was offered $200 by The Sun, a tawdry British tabloid, to “play the role of Kerry Campbell” for an article. Upton/Campbell’s daughter was removed from her home by Child Protective Services, then returned after the girl was examined by doctors. Media outlets who interviewed Upton/Campbell, like “Good Morning America” and “Inside Edition,” are now scrambling to figure out her true identity (and the rest of the truth!). [TMZ]
  • Victoria Beckham is reportedly booked to deliver her daughter via C-section in Los Angeles on July 4th. Is Victoria too Posh to push? (Get it? Ha ha.) Also noteworthy: Victoria and David Beckham have denied reports that they are naming their new daughter “Atlanta.” [Daily Mail UK]
  • Every issue of Playboy, dating back for the past 60 years, is now available on the iPad’s new iPlayboy app. In other words, it just got 700 percent more likely that you’re going to catch someone looking at porn when you don’t want to. [Mediabistro]

  • Be still my beating heart: Rashida Jones posed in lingerie for GQ. [GQ]
  • Wait, you mean the news story about Ana Catarian Bezerra, a woman won a lawsuit to be allowed to relieve pressures by masturbating at work, was a hoax? [Above The Law, Huffington Post]
  • Katy Perry is not so happy about her mom Mary Hudson’s memoir, which doesn’t surprise me at all. [PopEater]
  • The father of January Jones’ baby is reportedly married. Oh dear. [The Superficial]
  • You know you want to see what the inside of Nick Jonas’ $5 million Hollywood penthouse looks like. [ONTD]
  • Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen are officially divorced. Divorce proceedings took eight months, which is exactly how long the couple was married. [PopEater]
  • Cute: watch Bert from “Sesame Street” interview Andy Samberg! [The Mary Sue]
  • How to rock ’70s’ fashion at work. (Or to watch “That 70’s Show” reruns.) [Lucky Magazine]
  • Snooki reveals which of her male “Jersey Shore” castmates is most often mistaken for being gay. What I want to know is who would mistake any of them as gay? Is there someplace where people don’t know the “Jersey Shore” guys will put their penis in anything with two X chromosomes and a pulse? Where are these people? And can I go there? [Celebuzz]
  • Also, Deena nearly fell off a bridge in Italy. Do we think alcohol was involved? Nah … [Celebuzz]
  • The Church of Scientology is officially recruiting at the Cannes Film Festival. [PopEater]
  • Meet a real-life 40-year-old virgin! [Tres Sugar]
  • Robert Pattinson granted a wish for The Starlight Foundation and hung out with a seriously ill fan in Australia for a day. Aww, what a good guy! [Celebuzz]
  • Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord are dunzo. Again. [PopEater]