Pejazzling Is Exactly What You Think It Is

I guess what’s good for the goose is really good for the gander. Or at least what’s good for Jennifer Love Hewitt is also good for … guys. We’ve been making fun of the art of vajazzling for years now. But now it appears that one dude—British reality television star Mark Wright, to be exact—is trying to make the same trend of sticking Swarovski crystals to your downtown areas in cutesy patterns happen for men. And yes, he is calling it “pejazzling.”

“Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings—this is no different,” he explains. Mark recommends shaving or waxing before pejazzling. He also shares that the red lips and iron cross designs are the most popular with men. “Women don’t necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself. It’s each to their own,” he says.

Good, because for my own, I say: NO.

And really? The red lips pattern is one of the most popular? Terrifying.

[Daily Mail UK]