Bristol Palin’s Reality Show With Kyle Massey Sounds Terrrrrrrible
Bristol Palin‘s reality show is happening, people. (Is this why she (maybe) got plastic surgery?) There’s no baby daddy Levi Johnston in it. There is no “16 & Pregnant” pal Maci Bookout in it. And it’s airing on the BIO network, which I’ve never heard of. So far, not so good. The utterly compelling premise of Bristol’s reality show? America’s most famous teen mom moves into an apartment with her “Dancing with the Stars” castmate Kyle Massey, his brother, Chris Massey, and her son, Tripp. According to BIO’s press release, the show “follows Bristol Palin’s move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey.” Wait, she is living with boys? BOYS! Or does Disney neuter their male employees at contract signage? (Note to self: must look up.) Let’s be real here: Bristol Palin’s reality show sounds uber-LAME. How interesting could it be? Will she be working at a charity that promotes her pro-abstinence message? Prediction: Bristol’s probably going to work at some crazy, anti-abortion “crisis pregnancy center” and persuade other pregnant teenaged girls that they should have a baby because then they can make bank and get a reality show, too, or something.
This cinematic atrocity invades our TV screens in late-2011. But despite my busybody interest in all-things-Bristol, I can assure you I won’t be watching. [Huffington Post]