I did indeed see Jerry O’Connell get his manhood bitten off on the waters of Lake Havasu in “Piranha 3D.” Thank you to Amelia for convincing me to go. I thoroughly enjoyed it. As I watched this piece of highbrow film magic, I suspected that a sequel was probable. But is it possible to top the “peen scene” and if so, how? The Weinstein Company has confirmed that there is in fact a sequel on the way with the working title of “Piranha 3DD.” Get it? Like boobies! The killer fish will resurface at summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Maybe the piranhas have evolved and they only eat silicone now. The possibilities are endless. [Film Drunk]
