Oh boo. Charlie Sheen is down a goddess. On Saturday night, Rachel Oberlin—aka porn star Bree Olson—dumped him. Via a text message. Charlie revealed what had happened during his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” show in Fort Lauderdale. When asked about his harem, he said, “One left.” [NY Daily News] Dumping someone by text message is pretty darn harsh. After the jump, more people of note who’ve been dumped in not-so-kind ways.
