Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Won’t Play Victoria Gotti After All & How Is Willie Nelson Spending 4/20?

  • Oopsies. Lindsay Lohan won’t be playing Victoria Gotti after all. The producer of “Gotti” said “the talks are off” because they couldn’t “reach terms,” i.e. agree on how much she would be paid. He also made a snotty comment about how he only likes to ride “the merry-go-round” with his kids, suggesting LiLo and Co. were difficult to deal with. You don’t say. What a bummer. All of Long Island is in tears! [ONTD, Celebuzz]
  • Justin Timberlake will host the season finale of “Saturday Night Live” on May 21 with Lady Gaga as the musical guest! [Deadline, NY Post]
  • Speaking of Gaga, if you want to listen to Weird Al Yankovic’s cover of “Born This Way,” you have to be able to stomach his nasally voice for longer than seven seconds. (I could not.) [Buzzfeed]

  • Rumor has it Justin Timberlake is losing his hair, which is why he’s been cropping his famously curly hair so short recently. At least if he goes bald, that will make it all the more easy for him to play Prince William on “Saturday Night Live,” right? [PopEater]
  • TV on the Radio bassist Gerard Smith has died of lung cancer, the band announced. RIP. [The Grio]
  • Khloe Kardashian has landed a cameo on “Law & Order” playing herself as the client of a stylist who has been murdered. [Celebuzz]
  • I’m kind of in love with this Tumblr, Kate Middleton For The Win. Check it! [KMFTW]
  • Famous stoner/singer Willie Nelson’s plans for 4/20 might surprise you. [TMZ]
  • The Queen of England hosted a lunch for Kate Middleton’s parents at Windsor Palace today. No, that doesn’t sound intimidating at all. [People]
  • Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet were spotted making out. Shh, don’t tell Taylor Swift! [PopEater]
  • Russell Brand played a lil’ grab-ass with wife Katy Perry on the “Arthur” red carpet … [The Superficial]
  • … and then he snogged Helen Mirren. Lucky bastard. [TMZ]
  • Prom is as American as apple pie! Let’s recap prom style through the decades, shall we? [Tres Sugar]
  • Here’s Jennie Garth blathering about Dove products to People magazine, but I’m more struck by this photo of her entire family wearing Crocs. Really? Your husband is making the big money from “Twilight” and you’re all wearing CROCS? [ONTD]
  • Andy Samberg has been anointed the “Chief Shark Officer” of the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. Duties may include “the plunge and dive with the apex predators.” Sure, why not? [TV By The Numbers]
  • Meet Malee Duangdee, the world’s tallest teenager … who is two inches taller than LeBron James. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • It’s like a rite of passage now for the girls on “16 & Pregnant” to get into fisticuffs, isn’t it? [TMZ]
  • One more 4/20 post: “Who Said It? Stoner Celebs” edition! [Tres Sugar]
  • Patrick Schwarzenegger, the hunky 17-year-old son of Ahh-nold, confessed to a crush on Miley Cyrus. That’s so weird it could actually work. [Celebuzz]
  • Death threats against “Friday” singer Rebecca Black are being investigated by police. Ugh, what is wrong with people?! [PopEater]
  • Surprise, surprise, the Italian pride group that hated “Jersey Shore” also hates “Mob Wives,” the amazeballs new VH1 reality show. [TMZ]
  • WTF is going on in this picture? Are safety pins “in” right now? [The Gloss]
  • A British woman claims she saw Jesus in her dirty dishtowel. I don’t. [AOL News]