Once Again Ladies, Drunk Dialing Is Strictly Forbidden

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2011

Let this be a lesson. Do NOT drunk dial. You already knew this, but let’s review the solid reasons why this rule exists. 1) Because this is how lame you sound when you’re wasted. 2) The dude you drunk dial may set it to typography and put it on the interwebs. 3) Nobody really talks on the phone anymore, do they? 4) Your boss at Ebay (E-B-A-Y) may fire you. [Next Round]