Quickies: Christina Aguilera Sure Loves Her Chocolate Covered Banana

Jessica Wakeman | March 29, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • More sexy photos of Christina Aguilera have leaked (allegedly from the hackers wrecking havoc on female celebs) including several where Xtina is allegedly mimicking oral sex on dude and a chocolate covered banana. Is that really more raunchy than Christina’s “Not Tonight” video? [The Superficial]
  • Kevin Federline is reportedly expecting his fifth child with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince. That kid’s got some strong sperm. [People]
  • Rumor has it the alleged sex tape of Usher and his ex-wife, which was allegedly snatched when his car was broken into in 2009, shows both partners giving and receiving it in the butt. (Allegedly!) You know what that means: it’s time for a refresher course on “pegging,” my friends. [Good Men Project]

  • Beyoncé has dropped her daddy, Matthew Knowles, as her manager. [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s an ode to Tina Fey — in the words of Tina Fey! [Glamour]
  • Perez Hilton has written a children’s book called The Boy With Pink Hair. Parents, you’d better check first that it doesn’t contain an upskirt pic of Miley Cyrus. [Crushable]
  • Elijah Wood got snapped taking a bong hit, but it was only on set for his show “Wilfred” (we think?), so he may not belong in our celebrity stoners slideshow. [Oh No They Didn’t!]
  • “Glee”‘s Lea Michele was hit by an alleged car full of drunk fans in L.A. while driving back from work on Friday night. Luckily Lea was unharmed! [Ace Showbiz]
  • Anna Wintour regrets putting the Spice Girls on the cover of Vogue back in 1997. Obviously, she should have gone with Hanson. [StyleBistro]
  • Elizabeth Taylor’s jewels will be auctioned off by Christie’s, sources say. [People Style Watch]
  • As if all this crap wasn’t overkill, Prince William and Kate Middleton even have their famous mugs plastered on postage stamps. Facepalm. [RadarOnline]
  • Check out H&M’s summer 2011 looks! [Hot Beauty Health]
  • Let’s take a look back at Britney Spears’ most ridiculous fashions over the years, shall we? [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s an open letter to Dionne Warwick, who told her “Celebrity Apprentice” teammate Marlee Matlin that her deafness was “depressing.” [Crushable]
  • Watch out, L.A.: “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley are moving to the West Coast as they pursue opportunities for “book deals, a clothing line and more television.” Might I suggest guest stints on “Jerry Springer”? [RadarOnline]
  • Michael Kors is re-launching a limited edition color pen scented like Very Hollywood perfume. Faaaaaabulous! [Beauty Blogging Junkie]
  • Hole reunited! Well, sort of. [Oh No They Didn’t!]
  • What do men really think of your high heels? [The Gloss]