Quickies: Scarlett Johansson’s Got A Nude Pic

Jessica Wakeman | March 17, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Scarlett Johansson allegedly had a nude pic hacked from her iPhone, according to authorities claiming as many as 50 celebs may have had pics hacked from the phones and emails. How will the men of America get any work done if there’s a naked photo of Scarlett Johansson leaked online? [TMZ]
  • Speaking of naughty photos, rumor has it that “Zoey 101″ star Alexa Nikolas is the one who leaked the pics of herself kissing Vanessa Hudgens. [The Superficial]
  • Joe Jonas and Ashley Green have split, bringing hope to 14-year-old girls everywhere that want Ashley (and Taylor Swift’s, and Camilla Belle’s) sloppy seconds. [Page Six]
  • A stripper pole in the shower just sounds dangerous to me. [The Gloss]

  • Lindsay Lohan’s probation report says she’s been drinking fermented tea that contains alcohol. That little sneak! [TMZ]
  • Rihanna and Colin Farrell aren’t just sexting: these two crazy kids actually went out on a date. [Media Takeout]
  • Sandra Bullock is donating $1 million to the Red Cross in support of Japanese earthquake relief. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Jonathan Rhys Myers is facing a lawsuit after allegedly drunkenly assaulting an American Airlines employee. Learn how to hold your vodka, dude. [PopEater]
  • Although they don’t usually discuss their religious leanings, the Duggar family will be filming an episode for next season’s “19 Kids & Counting” at a Focus On The Family event, an uber-conservative, anti-gay Christian group. [Crushable]
  • As the nation’s marginally-Irish citizens are likely learning right this very second, some St. Patrick’s Day hookups are not so lucky. [Can I Get A Man With That?]
  • There’s dating sites for weirdly specific tastes, as you can only imagine. [The Week]
  • What are the six words that advertisers love that don’t mean a damn thing? Sadly, “real” is one of them. [Cracked]
  • Four words: Paris Hilton and Snooki. [PopEater]
  • Sammi from “Jersey Shore” launched a jewelry line — the same week her naked photos came out! Shocker. [People]
  • Lady with the 36H boobs, we bow down and salute you! [Crushable]
  • Do not, under any circumstances, listen to Rebecca Black’s song “Friday” unless you want it stuck in your head ALL FREAKING DAY. [Popdust]