The Argument: Thanks to some newly acquired flesh bumps and shoulder spikes, Gaga bore a striking resemblance to a Klingon during her recent Grammy performance of “Born This Way.” If we don’t punish this blatant thievery now, it’s only a matter of time before Lady Gaga is sporting Commander Riker’s goatee beard on the cover of Vanity Fair.
The Verdict: Worf is victorious. Because Worf always wins.


