Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Jessica Wakeman | March 14, 2011 - 7:00 pm
  • Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don’t vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Matthew McConaughey’s mama hiked up her dress and flashed her ass to photographers at “The Lincoln Lawyer” premiere. I love this woman! [The Superficial]
  • Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party will be held at one of four London nightclubs that have been rented out to throw paparazzi off-guard. She’ll also be treated to a “Dirty Dancing”-themed bachelorette bash at her parents’ home … which seems a little un-queenly to me, but whatever. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Miley Cyrus possibly stumbled drunk out of the Chateau Marmont in L.A. on Saturday night. Or maybe she was smoking totally legal salvia again. [The Superficial]

  • Jemmye and Ryan from “The Real World: New Orleans” were arrested for disorderly conduct at a Florida club on Saturday night. And they are GRINNING in their mug shots, people. [Radar Online]
  • Two fans dressed up as cleaning ladies and snuck into Justin Bieber’s hotel room in Liverpool, where they tried to get in his bed. Creepy. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Ryan Phillipe might have knocked up his ex-girlfriend, model/actress Alexis Knapp. [US Weekly]
  • Check out Emma Stone’s cute curly ‘do on the set of “‘The Help”! [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • The Duggar spawn is spawning its second spawn. (Translation: another grandchild is on the way.) [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • You know you’re curious about Hollywood’s most popular “shrink to the stars.” [The New Yorker]
  • The porn blog Fleshbot claims the actress Renee Olstead from “Secret Life of the American Teenager” has nude pics. [Crushable (safe for work)]
  • Model Orit Fox was bit on her freakin’ boob by a snake during a photoshoot and the nasty critter (the snake, I mean) died shortly thereafter from silicone poisoning. [NY Daily News]
  • Attention, geek girls: jewelry made from circuit boards. [The Mary Sue]