Quickies: Britney’s Ex-Bodyguard Claims He Has Sexy Pics & What’s LiLo Bitching About Now?

  • Britney Spears’ lawsuit-happy ex-bodyguard, Fernando Flores, claims he has explicit photos of Brit-Brit that he can prove she sent to his phone. He also claims Britney used to expose herself to him until he brought her cans of soda. Dude, I can relate. Amelia totally does the same thing for Diet Coke! [The Superficial]
  • In other sexy pics news: you might be interested in looking at nude photos of Chris Brown, though I am not. [I looked. He is extremely well-hung. -- Editor] [PopEater]
  • Brad Ferro, the juicehead gym teacher who punched Snooki in the face on the first season of “Jersey Shore,” has joined the army. Some of this guy’s father’s quotes about how his pooooor son’s life have been ruined are downright hilarious. [NY Post]
  • Kanye West has allegedly applied to a master’s degree program in fashion at Central St. Martin’s, a prestigious fashion school in London — though his rep denies it. [Styleite, PopEater]

  • Lindsay Lohan reportedly complained to “Saturday Night Live” producer Lorne Micheals after Miley Cyrus spoofed LiLo’s DUIs and alleged necklace theft this weekend. The Lohans have gotten super-sensitive lately, haven’t they? [TMZ]
  • Kay Hymowitz, author of Manning Up: How the Rise of Women Has Turned Men Into Boys, explains why men need women. [Ask Men]
  • Fresh out of rehab for “exhaustion,” tween star Demi Lovato released a video message to her fans thanking them for sticking by her during “the darkest time” of her life. [MTV.com]
  • Emma Watson is taking time off from her studies at Brown University to focus on her career. [People]
  • Kids reenacting Charlie Sheen quotes are way more adorable than Charlie Sheen ever was. [Video.AOL.com]
  • Christina Aguilera’s label is being sued by a band, Dave Cortez and the Moon People, who claims it ganked samples of their song “Hippy Skippy Moon Strut” for her single, “Ain’t No Other Man.” OK, that was the weirdest sentence I’ve ever wrote in my life. [PopEater]
  • A travel company is offering coach tours of Kate Middleton’s hometown of Bucklebury, England, where fans can see Kate’s old homes and schools, as well as visit her favorite local pub. Creepy, much? [Boston.com]
  • Madonna’s ex, the director Guy Ritchie, has knocked up his new girlfriend, 29-year-old Jacqui Ainsley. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Check out this video of Daniel Craig dressed up in drag on behalf of International Women’s Day! [Crushable]
  • Crystal Harris, the young blonde fiancée of Hugh Hefner, is releasing a single, natch. [TMZ]
  • Obviously you will want to see photos of what 16-year-old Nicole Kidman looks like. [PopEater]
  • Jennifer Aniston’s SmartWater viral marketing ad tries to get you to watch it by claiming it’s a “JENNIFER ANISTON SEX TAPE OMG!!!” [BuzzFeed]
  • Suri Cruise, the almost-five-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, is still sucking on a pacifier. Obviously neither parent read The Frisky’s landmark post, “When Should A Child Give Up The Pacifier?” [Celebuzz]
  • Pardon me while I drool over Rob Kardashian. [Celebuzz]
  • A self-proclaimed warlock has held a “magical intervention” for Charlie Sheen which, let’s face it, will probably be as successful as rehab at this point. [TMZ]
  • In other Sheen news, a new strain of marijuana called “Charlie Sheen” has hit California’s pot shops. Haven’t the people who need medical marijuana suffered enough?!?! [TMZ]
  • “The Nail Files,” a reality show about The Painted Nail nail salon in Los Angeles, is currently filming. Sorry, but doesn’t that sound like the dumbest premise for a reality show ever? [Crushable]
  • What should you wear (other than PJs) when you work from home?! Advice the Frisky staff could use! [Already Pretty]
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