The Salahis And Michael Lohan Checking In To “Celebrity Rehab”

We knew they were on something. We won’t get to see White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi on “The Real Housewives of DC” anymore but, apparently, the two are not ready to leave reality television behind. And so, they have signed on for the new season of “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew. Which leads us to the obvious question: What was their substance of choice?!?! Tell us, VH1, tell us.

According to reports, they will be joined on the show by actress/red carpet disaster Bai Ling, former Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden, and “Baywatch” actor Jeremy Jackson. Oh, and Michael Lohan.Apparently, he has already started filming and Lindsay is none to happy that he signed on for the show, though sources say she does hope it’ll mean her mom will finally get some child support money. Hopefully, Michael will be able to get clean once and for all. I mean, he did say a while ago that he wanted to start his own chain of rehab centers. “After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life,” he said.

And we thought it was to just be a perpetual thorn in his daughter’s side.

[NY Daily News]