Calling All Never Nudes

We’ve seen a couch eater, a toilet paper muncher, a kitchen cleanser licker, and a scab sucker so far on this season of “My Strange Addiction.” But TLC is going bigger and better next season. Tobias Funke from “Arrested Development” can’t be the only person in the world who refuses to get completely nude, right? “My Strange Addiction” has put out a casting call on Craig’s List to find a Never Nude who wants to tell their story.

Do you or someone you know struggle with taking off clothing?
Do you have to wear clothing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
Is it impossible for you to shower completely in the nude?
Do you avoid going to the doctor or the gym to avoid nudity?
Are you addicted to clothing and refuse to be with out it even when you’re alone?
Is being a “NEVER NUDE” seriously impacting your relationships and lifestyle?

I hope some Never Nudes bravely step forward because I really need to see this episode. [Craig’s List]