Natalie Kenly & Rachel Oberlin — All About Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses”

Charlie Sheen just can’t stop talking, can he? Over the weekend, he invited cameras into his home and introduced them to his two “goddesses”—a porn star named “Rach” and a model named “Natty“—the two women who are living in his home, which Sheen has now fittingly dubbed the “Sober Valley Lodge.” On one hand, these two ladies sound like glorified babysitters. “We run errands, we eat, we play with the kids. We watch movies,” Natty describes in the clip above. But on the other, their arrangement sounds pretty dirty. “We have two beds in the bedroom and it is a 2-1 switch off,” Charlie explained to Howard Stern. “They will take a separate bed and then I have to choose.”

But their connection is deep, Charlie swears. “These women don’t judge me. They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t — they don’t — they don’t lead with their own needs all the time,” he explained. “Maybe the three of us will get married. I don’t know. It’s a polygamy story. It’s a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It’s like an organic union of the hearts.”

So who are these two? After the jump, all you need to know about Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin. We’ll start with Rachel, who we know a little more about:

  • Rachel is better known by her porn name, Bree Olsen. She got her start in the industry in 2006 and has since starred in 179 adult films, including classics like “Big Wet Asses 10″ and “One Last Ride.” [Wikipedia]
  • She is very accomplished in her field. In 2008, she won AVN’s Best New Starlet award and in 2010, she got a trophy for Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene. Oh, and last year Maxim named her one of the top 12 female stars in porn. [Wikipedia]
  • Oh, but she does print, too. She was Penthouse’s Pet of the Month in March 2008. [Wikipedia]
  • Rachel hails from Fort Wayne, Indiana, and is 24-years-old. Her parents are from from the Ukraine, and her grandmother was a concentration camp survivor. [Wikipedia]
  • According to her website, which is very NSFW, Rachel is a Libra. She has a cat named Dr. Sniffles and is a vegan.
  • Rachel once appeared in an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” as the family’s nanny. Well, at least she likes kids? [The Insider]
  • Rachel wanted to get into porn since she was a little girl. “As young as I can remember there were always those things on HBO where they would show the behind the scenes stuff with porn girls. They always seemed to be happy and excited. I thought to myself that I could totally do that,” she says. [X Rent DVD]
  • Her longest relationship was with a woman. “I would have gotten into porn as soon as I turned 18, but I was in a serious relationship. I had a girlfriend for four years,” she says. “As soon as we broke up when I was 19 and a half I saw this as my opportunity to get into it. As soon as that happened I came into porn.” [X Rent DVD]
  • Rachel was one of the porn stars Charlie had a foursome with during his bender at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas in January. Charlie’s explanation for his draw to porn stars: “Look at what they do, look at what I do. Duh. They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. Together—it’s on.” [OK Magazine]<;li>
  • Rachel has had some trouble with the law. Last year, she was arrested for a DUI in Kansas City. After a “minor car accident,” officers noted that she “smelled very heavily of alcohol” and took her into custody. [CBS News]

Natalie is a little more mysterious:

  • Natalie is also known as “Natty Baby” and “Chronic Girl 2010.” She held tight to a bong on the February cover of the magazine, Cali Chronic X.
  • But modeling with bongs and watching Charlie’s kids isn’t all this girl does. She is apparently a graphic designer. [CBS News]
  • Natalie is 24 years old and hails from Sherman Oaks, California, where she was a high school cheerleader. She was known for being a party girl and in 2006 was arrested for underage drinking in Lake Havasu, Arizona. [Huffington Post]
  • As evidenced by pictures, she is a smoker and prefers Virginia Slims. [Huffington Post]
  • Natalie and Charlie have been dating since October and Natalie totally isn’t after his money. “[I] fell in love with his brain,” she says. And who wouldn’t? [OK! Magazine]
  • When Charlie was first spotted by paparazzi kissing Natalie on February 23rd, they asked who she was. “None of your f**king business,” Charlie responded. [Huffington Post]
  • According to Cali Chronic X’s editor, Jeffrey Peterson, who is also Natalie’s friend, their romance has been “whirlwind.” He also says Charlie has been “very romantic” with Natalie. [NY Daily News]
  • Earlier this year, Charlie whisked Natalie—along with Rachel and Brooke Mueller—to the Bahamas in a private jet. Aww, sweet. [CBS News]

What do you think of Charlie’s two new girls?

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