What’s The Most Inappropriate Time You’ve Dropped The F-Bomb?
Watching Melissa Leo drop the f-bomb during her Oscar acceptance speech made me feel a little bit better about my own f-bomb mishap. Sometimes it just happens at the most inappropriate moments. For me, it was back in my days as a high school teacher. It was 8th grade visitors night and parents and potential students were coming through my classroom to watch my students rehearse for an upcoming school play. One of my actresses fell on the stage and her skirt flipped up so all of our visitors saw her underwear. That’s when I started to laugh uncontrollably. I know it’s wrong, but I just couldn’t stop. I laughed so hard that I got a gushing nosebleed. Don’t think this story can get any worse? You’re wrong. At that very moment, the most heinous-looking bug (called a potato bug, Google it if you want to burst into spontaneous f-bomb dropping) I’ve ever seen crawled out from the corner of my classroom and onto my foot. That was when I screamed out for all students, parents, and faculty to hear, “What the f**k is that!?!?” Very unfortunate timing. That bad boy made a big explosion. F-bombs happen. At least mine wasn’t broadcast on television. At least that’s what I tell myself to get by. I feel for you, Melissa Leo. Please share your inappropriate f-bomb stories in the comments.