Lady Gaga Dyes Bangs Black, Hopefully Does Not Start New Trend

Perfume that smells like a pricey hooker with notes of blood and semen? Okay, sure. Diet Coke cans used as hair rollers? Kind of genius, actually! Prosthetic facial horns? Um, freaking me out a little, but they’ll never permeate the masses. But bangs dyed a completely different color from the rest of one’s hair? This concerns me, as it’s just normal enough that regular folks could see Lady Gaga’s latest hairstyle as something worth trying themselves. It’s kind of in the ombre/dip-dye family, only more skunk-like. Let’s make a promise to leave this one to Gaga, okay?