Quickies: Catherine Zeta-Jones Punched By A Paparazzo & Chris Brown Whines About Abuse Photos

Jessica Wakeman | February 25, 2011 - 8:00 pm
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones claimed she was “punched” by a paparazzo following her around in London. That prompted her hubby, Michael Douglas, who is still recovering from cancer, to aggressively lash out. Standing up for his lady’s honor — we like it! [X17 Online]
  • Christian Dior designer John Galliano was arrested last night at a Parisian café for assault and making anti-Semitic remarks and was promptly suspended from Dior. [Huffington Post]
  • Tara Reid insisted she was never a f**k-up like Lindsay Lohan: “”I’ve never gotten in trouble like that. I never got arrested. My biggest crime was dancing on a table.” So now you know. [Oh No They Didn’t]

  • A new photo of Rihanna’s beaten and battered face after the 2009 assault by then-boyfriend Chris Brown hit the Internet and Brown, mature grown-ass man that we know him to be, has taken to Twitter to bitch about how it’s a “strategic chess move” by “somebody” to leak the photos around “my album time.” Oh, just shut up. [The Superficial]
  • Dr. Drew thinks Charlie Sheen has a point about AA sucking: “Their success rates aren’t that great.” [TMZ]
  • A lock of Justin Bieber’s hair fetched 7,000 smackeroos on eBay — and the price is expected to keep going up. [x17 Online]
  • Taylor Swift and “Glee”‘s Chord Overstreet were spotted at a hockey match. Chord’s parents obviously consulted the same baby-naming books that the Palins did. [Celebuzz]
  • Laura Prepon (Donna from “That ’70’s Show”) will be playing Chelsea Handler in a new sitcom, while Chelsea herself will be playing Prepon’s character’s older sister. Got that? [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Lily Allen is pissed off by Kanye West’s dumbass tweet about women getting pregnant because they’re “gold diggin’ bitches.” [x17 Online]
  • You know you want to watch a bunch of male Princeton students in speedos singing Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.” [Crushable]
  • Mackenzie Phillips is railing against Billy Bush for saying he didn’t want her on “Access Hollywood” because he thinks incest is a private matter. Joy Behar has now entered into the fray, calling him “unprofessional” and saying, “It’s, like, take the day off, Billy.” [CNN]
  • “American Idol”‘s Chris Medina — the cutie patootie we’re all in love with! — opened up to PopEater about sticking by his fiancée Juliana and making J.Lo cry when he got kicked off. [PopEater]
  • Seriously important question, ladies: who is the hotter Franco brother — Dave or James? [Celebuzz]
  • Let’s take a look back at the history of — ouch — hair removal. [The Gloss]
  • Check out the most bizarre non-surgical face improvement ideas! [Crushable]
  • An incarcerated young women, when asked by a corrections office if she had anything on her that she wasn’t supposed to have, replied, “Just my pills in my vagina.” Oh, sweetie, you’re bad at being in jail. [The Smoking Gun]