Charlie Sheen’s Rant That Took Down “Two And A Half Men”

Well, folks, it’s a wrap for the rest of the season of “Two and a Half Men.” Because of Charlie Sheen’s antics, including his latest radio rant on “The Alex Jones Show,” show creator Chuck Lorre announced yesterday that CBS would discontinue production. After the jump, the crazypants comments that singlehandedly sunk the ship. If you can even make sense of most of it. Somebody please throw Mr. Sheen a life raft. He has gone overboard. And taken the rest of the crew with him.On Chuck Lorre, creator of “Two and a Half Men:”

“What does this say about [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.”

On his addiction:

“I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

On the women who have sold stories to the press:

“These turds, these losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. It just ain’t there.”

On ex-wife, Brooke Mueller:

“Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it, badly.”

On Thomas Jefferson:

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y!”

[Us Weekly]
[Huffington Post]

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