Quickies: Is Lindsay Going Back To Jail & Which “Teen Mom” Is Pregnant Again?

Jessica Wakeman | February 23, 2011 - 8:00 pm
  • Lindsay Lohan is probably going back to jail. But maybe it’s all part of God’s plan, like Dina Lohan said? (Killer side-eye, BTW, Lindz.) [PopEater, The Superficial]
  • Rumor has it Beyoncé, Usher and Mariah Carey have played for the Libyan dictator, Muammar Qaddafi, which means they may have lined their pockets with what is politely referred to as “blood money.” Oof. Get your publicists on that one, stat, guys. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • The date is set for Hugh Hefner’s blessed union to Playboy model Crystal Harris: Saturday, June 18, at the Playboy Mansion. We await our invites. [Hugh Hefner Twitter]

  • Rachel Zoe baby bump alert! This is the most meat on her bones you will see ever. [Celebuzz]
  • Amy Poehler gets road rage. I’d be more afraid of Tina Fey’s road rage, though. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Taylor Swift posted a 10-minute-long video (that she edited herself!) of her recent tour in Asia and there’s some cute stuff in there. If this music thing doesn’t work out, Taylor could have a second career as a hairstylist. [YouTube]
  • Martin Sheen of “The West Wing” says his son Charlie Sheen’s addictions are “a form of cancer.” [Fox 411]
  • Justin Bieber gifted Ellen DeGeneres with a lock of his chopped off hair, because that’s totally the kind of gift a 40-something married lesbian would like. [Celebuzz]
  • The trailer for “Bad Teacher” — starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segal and Justin Timberlake — looks so effing funny. But it’s hella NSFW on account of language, so put those earbuds in! [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” video is coming on Monday, bitches! [Popdust]
  • Here’s pregnant “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak in a bikini because … she’s just like that. [Huffington Post]
  • What does Lauren Conrad have to say about that new reality show of hers that MTV didn’t pick up? Find out. [Fashionista]
  • “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood is reportedly knocked up again, according to three pees on a stick. [Radar Online]
  • Facebook halted that new application Amelia wrote about that would have informed you when certain people’s relationship statuses changed. [The Daily What]
  • Watch Oscar the Grouch share his Oscar picks! They show PG-13 movies on Sesame Street?! [PopEater]
  • What’s the difference between what constitutes cheating for men versus women? [WTF Is Up With My Love Life]