Quickies: No Facebook For The Obama Girls & Another Crazy Taylor Momsen Get-up

Jessica Wakeman | February 9, 2011 - 8:00 pm
  • First Lady Michelle Obama says Sasha and Malia Obama are not on Facebook and apparently this has caused a controversy. Yeah, if they were on Facebook, they wouldn’t call people gay slurs like the Palin children. [Mediaite]
  • They got married, like, a hot second ago, but Katy Perry and Russell Brand are reportedly asking around for a marriage counselor already. Sheesh. [PopEater]
  • How much is Anne Hathaway paying Rachel Zoe to style her for the Oscars? A lot. In other news, can I borrow a few bucks so I can pay my student loans this month? [Jezebel]

  • Of course Posh has a sexy photo of David Beckham as the background on her phone. Wouldn’t you? [PopEater]
  • Oh no! Taylor Momsen forgot to put her clothes on at Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” premiere! [TMZ]
  • Spencer Pratt says Kim Kardashian is overexposed and should “just disappear.” Pot, kettle. [Fox 411]
  • Joy Behar gets to the bottom of whether chronic masturbation to porn is leading some men to fake their orgasms. No way. [The Joy Behar Show]
  • You oughta know Alanis Morrisette’s new son a cutie! [People]
  • Check out Leonardo DiCaprio as possibly-a-crossdresser FBI head honcho, J. Edgar Hoover. [Jezebel]
  • What are the secrets of a sex writer? You should know! [Eden’s Fantasy]
  • Male models in a fight club? Tell us where and when. [Styleite]
  • Aww, here are some guys who aren’t afraid to cry in public! [Bossip]
  • A 12-year-old girl opened a bag of Brach’s candy hearts to find one that read “nice tits.” Her parents are not going to sue, though, which makes them my new favorite people ever. [Business Insider]