Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian took her new dude, Nets forward Kris Humphries, out to celebrate his 26th birthday in New York City. But that’s not the point. I’m just amused because in this picture, Kris appears to be twice Kim’s size. [OK!]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.