15 Valentine’s Day Cards That Won’t Get You Laid

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A Valentine’s Day greeting for your boo is like foreplay … well most of the time. Some V-Day cards are better off never being given, especially if you plan to receive anything in the bedroom. This charming greeting from Someecards probably won’t put your lady in the mood, unless you follow it up with an actual engagement ring, you asshat. Click through to see some Valentine’s Day cards we urge you not to give out you want to get it in.
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