Quickies: Halle Berry’s Ex Was Only Good As A Sperm Donor & Charlie Sheen Filmed A Porn?

  • Ooh, Halle Berry’s divorce is getting even nastier. The actress reportedly emailed Gabriel Aubry, her ex-husband and father of their daughter, and wrote, “You were only good for one thing … Thanks for the donation.” Burn. [RadarOnline]
  • Sorry, boys, but Kate Moss is off the market. Jamie Hince, a guitarist for The Kills, proposed to Kate on Tuesday night with a vintage 1920s engagement ring. [PopEater]
  • ZOMG, Jenny McCarthy is going to be on the next season of “Millionaire Matchmaker.” Who will Patti Stanger set her up with?! [PopEater]
  • Lord help us, Jennifer Aniston has released an eponymous perfume at Sephora. [Fox News]

  • A porn star claims Charlie Sheen joked about shooting a porno called “Charlie’s Devils” and even shot some of it. If this turns out to be true, it would surprise me not at all. [RadarOnline]
  • In more Charlie Sheen news, he texted an “interview” with E! News, calling the media “pathetic” for focusing on his whores ‘n booze problems instead of the civil unrest in Egypt. “Believe nothing,” Sheen texted. “I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” [Pink Is The New Blog]
  • Magician David Blaine hailed a snow plow in the middle of a snowstorm two weeks ago when his pregnant wife started to have contractions. Aww, that would make such a cute “Baby Story”! [The Stir]
  • Meet the 10 worst movie roommates of all time. “The Roommate” plug! [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • When The Gloss called these Nike clogs the ugliest shoes ever, they sure as hell weren’t kidding. [The Gloss]