- Charlie Sheen’s family is discreetly discussing gaining conservatorship of him, a source tells Radar. It wouldn’t be a bad idea: President Bartlett would totally veto a house filled with coke and strippers. [Radar Online]
- Friends say Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a boy and a girl. God help those children and the candy-colored butterfly rainbow fantasyland they will grow up in. [Celebuzz]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are embroiled in a messy custody battle over whose the most negligent parent. [TMZ
- James Franco will be co-teaching a film class at Columbia University called "Master Class: Editing James Franco ... with James Franco" in which students learn to edit films that he has appeared in. I'm not sure I'd want to pay $20K a year to be in some d-bag's meta-experiment, but I'm sure there will be dozens of Columbia students dying to get thisclose to Hollywood who are willing to cough up. [Gawker]
- Check out the most hilarious examples of “sexual harassment” stock photography. [The Hairpin]
- Are Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson back together? They were just spotted having a romantic dinner recently… [Showbiz Spy]
- Christina Applegate gave birth to a baby girl named Sadie Grace. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Ooh, is Carey Mulligan dating Brit hottie Eddie Redmayne? [Just Jared]
- Porn star Kacey Jordan is now blabbing about sex with Charlie Sheen. Apparntly her three minutes in heaven were … underwhelming. [The Superficial]
- Here are Minka Kelly’s outtakes from her GQ spread. You’re welcome! [The Superficial]
- James Franco will be hosting an Oscars after-after-after-after party at a secret location and you are not cool enough to be invited. [PopEater]
- Watch five dudes discuss whether chivalry is dead. (I sure hope not!) [Your Tango]
